Mark's wife.
kitchen witch.
geek goddess.
technohillbilly.
recovering goth.
antisocial butterfly.
non-practicing bisexual.
potty mouth.
fag hag.

my Sephora wishlist

*** iF u tYpe LiKe Dis i dO n0t WaNt 2 tAlK 2 U! ***

some sites i like:
cute overload
i can has cheezburger?
salad fingers

some things that make me happy:
(but not everything)

• coffee
  
• red nail polish
  
• orange lipstick
  
• vanilla lipgloss
  
• tattoos & piercings
  
• pale skin
  
• converse chuck taylors
  
• geeks
  
• makeup
  
• doing hair
  
• fashion
  
• new orleans
  
• lilies and orchids
  
• cats and kittens
  
• my car (ziggy)
  
• the moon
  
• celebrity gossip
  
• vodka & rum (but not at the same time)
  
• painkillers (yes, i really *do* need them)

some things that make me want to cut a bitch:
(but not everything)

• onions
  
• immaturity
  
• improper use of reflexive pronouns
  
• bad eyebrows!
  
• right-wing conservatives
  
• the sound of other people typing
  
• mouth noises
  
• SUVs and big trucks

my musical taste is wide, varied, and eclectic.
these are just some of my absolute favorites.

SOLO ARTISTS:
David Bowie
Tori Amos
Sting
Prince
Elton John
Jason Mraz
Roy Orbison
Johnny Cash

BANDS:
the Cure
the Violent Femmes
the Beatles
Depeche Mode
Massive Attack
Barenaked Ladies
Def Leppard
Venus Hum
Real Love Diplomats

COMPOSERS:
Mozart
Beethoven
Tchaikovsky
Holst

GENRES:
goth / industrial
glam rock
synthpop / darkwave
punk
pop
rock
new / old wave
80s
hair bands
old school rap
boy bands
oldies
classical
jazz
punjab pop
trip-hop/ambient/downtempo

Flixster is awesome!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
The Addams Family.
Mythbusters.
Heroes.
House.
Boston Legal.
Rescue Me.
Monk.
Psych.
South Park.
Black Adder.
Hex.
Jeckyll.
Bewitched.
I Love Lucy.
Good Eats.
Iron Chef.
America's Next Top Model.
Shear Genius.
Project Runway.
forensics shows.
"reality" shows.

etc...

Harry Potter!

John Irving
A Prayer for Owen Meany
The World According to Garp

Margaret Atwood
The Handmaid's Tale

Clive Barker
Imajica

Don Marquis
archy and mehitabel

Edgar Lee Masters
The Spoon River Anthologies

Karen Elizabeth Gordon
The Transitive Vampire: A Handbook of Grammar for the Innocent, the Eager, and the Doomed

William Shakespeare
Edgar Allan Poe
Oscar Wilde

historical fiction
gothic fiction
horror
psychological thrillers
true crime

"...just fear me, love me, do as i say, and i will be your slave..."
David Bowie as Jareth, the Goblin King, Labyrinth

"all that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream"
edgar allen poe

"If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance."
anonymous

"I don't see alot of 'love your neighbor' when I look back on the last 2000 years of Christianity."
tori amos